When you get caught for drink driving, always have a plausible excuse at the ready
Like my new shirt? It’s Lacoste you know!
A normal sort of note from a forgetful husband to his wife…
She just looks young for her age
Come and put your card and PIN in here, totally legit ATM honest mate!
Wow! Someone is bound to snap up this piece of history!
The double bluff, no actual scammer would call themselves Illegal Scam would they?
I’m normal honest! Trust me, I’m a doctor, well I once went to the doctor and I’ve read a couple of books on the subject.
This is why you should always check your change.
Yes of course I’m displaying a license plate officer!
Which bottle shall I grab off the shelf? Well it makes no difference, they’re obviously all identical.
I shudder to think what happens to the children who wander into here looking for Wonderland
I just knew me and Obama would become good friends
This cop is selling a really great car! Hope I can get a good deal
Need a new computer? I bet these are the height of technology!
This is a step on from the classic ‘the dog ate my homework’ excuse!
Check out these headphones from Boctor Bre!
10 out of 10 for improvisation!
DEFINITELY NOT HAUNTED. That creepy figure in the window? Oh that’s just my nan visiting honest
That gym logo looks kind of familiar…
Wow! Nice designer handbag!
This was the cheaper option, and it adds a certain character to the vehicle don’t you think?
So, so tempting!
This vehicle simply exudes magic!
Did they get sick of people asking if it was really a store? I’d love to see the inside!
Possibly the most valuable book in the world?
Sick of being mistaken for a cop? Here’s a simple solution
The very latest Apple computer
This sounds like a “great” night out!